586.791.HAHA

Book me, dammit!

Home

Video Demo

Gary's Act in Text

About Gary

Four Different Shows

Interactive Lunacy


Fun with Celebrities



Meee...eee...me and Dr. J, Dr. J, Dr. J..
we got a thing...goin' on.



Two Hams



Big G, little O...Go! With the goodness of Chelios.



Me Rippin' one with Rip.



The Prince and the Pauper.

Me and Tommy Hearns at a recent Detroit Pistons game. I told Tommy that he'd better smile or I'm gonna serve him up a can of "Thison Whoop Ass"

Tommy knows what's good for him.



Kathy Smith..grabbing my ass.



The Dixie Chicks wanted to meet me so bad, I finally gave in.


Tim McGraw and I discovered we had something in common. He didn't know who the hell I was either.




This is me and Bob Dole at a recent luncheon right after I gave him some fashion advice. "Your knot, Mr. Dole, is called a Windsor, mine is a Toledo."


colin

In addition to being almost solely responsible
for every good thing that came out of Desert Storm,
Gary still finds time to perform his comedy shows.

 



bozo

You pick the clown.


gardor

How come all the goofy guys
get the good looking women?


LilGar

"Yes, Mistress, I've been a naughty little Gary."

 

Home

Video Demo

Gary's Act in Text

About Gary

Four Different Shows

Interactive Lunacy